Hi friends! Most of you know I do some podcast stuff here and there…I write for one here and used to be on one there, to be specific.
Go check both of them out, Unpops is the bomb dot com and is definitely taking over the world–move the fuck aside, Joe Rogan–and Tim at Everyone is Funnier Than Us is still better at long-form jokes and making geography interesting than anyone else in the podcast world.
Anyway, though…enough about everyone else. This is about me.
Haven’t downloaded the latest episode of the hottest new podcast to grace the airwaves? You should click on one of the links below to download this episode now. We’re also available on Pocket Casts. Subscribe a little, maybe.
Have you been listening to my podcast with Tim Baughman of That Tiny Website fame, Everyone Is Funnier Than Us? If you haven’t, you should do that now. We can be found on iTunes, Google Play Music, and Pocket Casts, and of course you can also listen in your web browser if you’d like!
We’re sorta funny!
Once you’re caught up to the latest episode, Ep. 8 – Science…Get On That (or hell, skip around, see if I care), play “Would You Rather?” with us!
We answered a series of 6 WYR questions on this week’s episode. We each submitted 3, and 2 of them are holiday-themed. They’re fun. Play along by answering in these polls!
WYR: Give Hugh Hefner a BJ or eat a live tarantula?
WYR: Have one hand that is a bucket or one leg that is a ladder?
WYR: Christmas music and decor be up year round, or have to celebrate a different winter holiday than your usual (eg if you celebrate Christmas, have to celebrate Hanukkah or Kwanzaa) from now on instead?
Christmas All Year
WYR: Have the mind of a 5 year old but the body of an 80 year old or the mind of an 80 year old but the body of a 5 year old?
5 in 80\'s body
80 in 5\'s body
WYR: listen to “Firework” by Katy Perry on repeat 10 hrs/day for the rest of your life, or subsist entirely on Saltine crackers and fried ants for the rest of your life?
I feel like a plastic bag, give me \"Firework\"
Saltines & ants, please
WYR: Be a mall Santa Claus once a year every Christmas Eve for three hours or be forced to watch your least favorite holiday film on repeat for the 24 hours leading up to every Christmas?
Least Favorite Holiday Film
Thanks for playing! We will discuss the results on our next episode, so stay tuned!
What does that mean? Besides Harley Quinns, Donald Trumps and Harambes everywhere?
Why, it means a Halloween episode of Everyone is Funnier Than Us, of course!
In this episode Tim and I talk about our own personal experiences with spooooooky ghost stories, as well as our favorite Halloween candy, costumes and more! Also the results of last episode’s Joke of the Week competition, and also something about rabbit turds.
The audio is embedded here, but note that we are also now available to subscribe (and rate, please, if you love us at all) on:
What are Tim and Samantha’s biggest first world problems? Who would star in the sure-to-be-a-hit sitcom “Duck Court?” These questions answered, along with the joke of the week in this episode of Everyone Is Funnier Than Us.
Have a good listen? Great! Now take the poll!
Whose “joke of the week” did you like better?
Thanks for voting, and thanks for listening! You should be able to find us on iTunes, Google Play, Pocket Casts and more very soon! We’re just waiting for approval.
Yes, for those of you who listened to episode one of the nameless podcast collaboration between yours truly and Tim Baughman of That Tiny Website fame, we’ve finally decided on a name! Everyone Is Funnier Than Us!
Pretty good, right? I thought so.
Anyway, episode two is up! We’re still taking input but this time maybe stuff more along the lines of “you dumbasses need to submit it to iTunes” or whatever. Oh also we introduced segments, so let us know what you think of them or if you have any ideas!
We’re both podcast illiterate, so please pardon our somewhat sloppy beginnings. I hope you enjoy the show, and after you’ve listened, don’t forget to VOTE for your favorite half-baked theory right here!
Also, if you like it, please be so very very kind as to share it with your friends via this cute little Twitter button:
just me, Tim Baughman, Tim’s radio skills, my totally irrelevant podcast expertise, and between the two of us, one decent sense of humor and some good stories.
Give it a listen, and then, if you love me (or him, I guess), give us some feedback!
Please. We are begging. I’ve even made it easy for you with specific questions, which you can see below.
What the hell should we call this thing?
Ideas for how to get it online for free? Soundcloud charges after a bit, like 190 minutes I think. Should I host it on my blog? Do I have room? Right now we have it on archive.org which is fine but is that where boring podcasts go to die? I know nothing about it but that’s just what it sounds like.
Where should we submit it? Google Play, iTunes…that’s all I’ve got. Halp.
Are we interesting or funny, like, at all?
If it’s terrible, do you still love us?
What kinds of topics do you want to hear about?
Any other sage advice? We’ll take anything you’ve got.